We interrupt our regular programming to bring you this breaking story:  Ginger, a chicken, has laid her first egg.

In an attempt to answer the age-old question, “Which came first – the chicken or the egg?”, Ginger, age 6 months, replies, “Well, clearly, I was here, and then I laid an egg.”

In related news, the Higgs boson says the question is moot, since it came first, before either the chicken or the egg.